Clearly a whole lot of respect was given to the Germany v. Portugal game. A real showcase of the beautiful game, and so, appropriately, the world took a quick break from beating off to watch the game. It's good to see this kind of appreciation for a great game of soccer. Germany didn't hit their regular numbers the entire day, now that's sacrifice. Even Portugal got over themselves and put an a solid performance after the game, even if it was more likely boosted by depressed/sad jerk-offs following the 4-0 blowout loss.
What did we learn from these? Well for one, Croatia was DEPRESSED after their game against Brazil. Perhaps for good reason, but still, those stats ballooned a few hours after the game ended. I like to imagine the number shot up when they needed a quick jerk-off to get their mind off what just happened, the number went back down so they could let the result sink in, then they redoubled their masturbation efforts to really battle the injustice that had just been served. (Worth noting that Germany didn't hit their regular numbers all day again and they weren't even playing. I get it, passion for the beautiful, but come on, live a little for once. You even jerk off, bro?)
The England v. Italy graph really shows how fucking cocky the Italians are about their team. The Italians were 80% higher than their normal average in the 70th minute. The 70th minute!! The game wasn't even over and they were already dropping trow and logging into YouJizz. They won by one fucking goal! It was a close game! "Are we gonna bother watching the last 20 minutes? Fuck no, we're not wasting the boner from the Balotelli goal, I'll see you in 20 minutes once the games over."
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