Hey Neuer, be more unathletic, I dare you. Or maybe just stand there like an idiot as the tank on the other team bulldozes your whole squad then emasculates you in front of all your friends. Cut down the angle! Make yourself big! Do something! Never pegged Neuer for one of those goalies who dived after the ball had already gone in the goal just to look cool when he was a kid. Those kids were the fucking worst.
You kinda expect world class athletes to look like world cup athletes when they were kids, but nope. Just dumb little unathletic idiots like the rest of us plebeians.
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