Hey Bayern, remember how you groomed me into a World Class footballer, helped me win every trophy available to me including the World Cup and Champions League, and have been paying me millions and millions of euros since I was a teenager? Yeah, well fuck you. Won't give me the kind of money I'm demanding? No worries, I'll just skip off to Spain and immediately start sucking the dick of my new club while simultaneously describing Bayern as a third world shit hole of a club.
Respectfully,
Toni Kroos
p.s. I know people are upset, but was this really necessary? You have to draw the line somewhere.
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