Saturday, July 12, 2014

Mats Hummels says Germany agreed not to embarrass Brazil at halftime of their semi final: is a huge dick



Germany defender Mats Hummels revealed he and his team-mates vowed not to "humiliate" Brazil in the second half of their semi-final win. Joachim Low's Germany thrashed Brazil 7-1 on Tuesday in Belo Horizonte with the Europeans striking five times in the opening half-hour.

With a 5-0 lead at the break, Germany were keen to stay focused and ensure Brazil did not gain some traction early in the second half with a quick goal or two, according to Hummels, while the Borussia Dortmund defender also claimed Low's men were wary of showing off against the hapless hosts.

"We just made it clear that we had to stay focused and not try to humiliate them," Hummels said on Wednesday.

"We said we had to stay serious and concentrate at half-time. That's something you don't have to show on the pitch if you are playing.
Hey Brazil, remember when you lost 7-1 in the World Cup semi final, let your entire country down, and embarrassed them on the world stage? Yeah, well Germany wasn't even trying for the second half of that game. Germany agreed to just sit around with their dicks in their hands for the second 45 minutes and somehow STILL outscored you in the second half, even though Brazil was apparently favored going into the original game. So yeah, if you weren't embarrassed about conceding 7 goals and getting absolutely demolished, it should help to know Germany are nice guys and didn't mean to embarrass you. So no hard feelings, right?

I think the worst part about this is that Hummels genuinely thinks he's a great guy for coming out and saying this. Like "Oh wow, people will think we're great professionals now. So much class on that German team." This is more likely to incite more violence and get a few more Brazilian players murdered after the tournament, and Hummels is completely oblivious to that. Müller knows exactly what he's doing when he backs this statement up because he a devious fuck and wants to watch the world burn. But Hummals? Nah, clueless.

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