Argentina 3 - 2 Nigeria
Messi scored in the third minute, unfortunately that didn't mean shit because Nigeria responded within about 5 seconds with this beaut from Musa.
Messi then said, "Fuck you, I'm Lio Messi," at the end of the half and whipped out his big dick to score this stunning free kick. The game ended 3-2 for Argentina, but not before Nigeria got so frustrated that they started breaking each other's hands.
Babatunde can can now bring home a broken arm to go along with his "Best Last Name at the World Cup" Trophy at the end of the tournament.
Bosnia 3 - 1 Iran
Bosnia & Herzegovina, everybody's favorite section of what used to be Yugoslavia, finally had something to cheer about after brutal refereeing robbed them of points in their game against Nigeria. Dzeko scored this grass cutter to open the scoring, unfortunately none of it mattered because they were already knocked out (booooo shitty refereeing).
Switzerland 3 - 0 Honduras
Xherdan Shaqiri (also in the running for best name at the tournament) decided to introduce himself to the World Cup with this ridiculous goal in the sixth minute of the game. Hey, Honduras goalie, look like a bigger schlub trying to make that save.
And the Hondos got so frustrated that they started karate kicking each other right in the sternum. Classic Hondos.
Ecuador 0 - 0 France
In a fairly entertaining 0-0 game, the clear standout moment was the redefinition of the hat game from Ecuador. You'll be seeing Drake wearing this in t-minus one week.
Oh, and Enner Valencia jumped to the fucking moon
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