Sunday, August 10, 2014

Pep refuses to shake hands with MLS all-star coach; gives him the Mutumbo finger wag


Alexi Lalas called this a disgrace. A DISGRACE! Really, Alexi? A disgrace? Because a coach didn't feel like shaking another coaches hand for like 5 minutes (they shook hands literally right after the game outside the locker rooms)? Don't think this maybe has more to do with your inferiority complex concerning MLS and somehow shoehorning every storyline into fitting your "nobody takes us seriously but we're the underdogs who will keep fighting" narrative?

Alexi was trying to act like this was Pep acting bitterly after losing a game to the MLS all stars. MLS fans across the country were calling for Pep's head because of his utter lack of class. If you really think this was about losing the game then you're out of your fucking mind. Maybe, just MAYBE, Pep was pissed because the board at Bayern forced his team to make a trip to the United States immediately following a World Cup campaign for several of his best players, then once they start playing in the friendly some of the MLS All-Stars decide this is their time to shine and start putting in absurd tackles for a glorified scrimmage. Alonso's tackle was a legitimate scissor from behind which deserved to be carded, and I don't blame Pep for being furious. And what the the Portland coach in charge of the All-Star team do to prevent his players from putting in more dangerous tackles? Jack shit. He sat on his thumb all fucking game and sat by idly letting his players run around willy nilly, giving them neither direction nor demanding restraint. So no, I don't blame Guardiola for this reaction. Was it a little childish? Sure. But Caleb Porter acting confused as to why Gaurdiola wasn't shaking his hand was fucking pathetic. It's because you had not control of your players and were perfectly happy letting them kick the shit out of a Bayern team that was promised a kick about.

Alexi get's his dick hard when people disrespect MLS and cums his fucking pants when MLS proves them wrong. This wasn't one of those situations, even if Alexi wanted it to be.

p.s. Still love you, Alexi. Buy your t-shirts here!



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