Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Messi is back! (And looking old as fuck)


Dripping sex.



Tanned? Check. Bulked up? Check. New haircut? Check. Check, check, and check. Is Messi a world class soccer player or an international supermodel? Trick question; he's both. He's even looking a little more mature (I guess raising a kid and losing in extra time of the World Cup final will do that to a guy) and chicks fucking love mature guys. Sex appeal = infinity.


That being said, the new haircut is a soft four. A really disappointing, gross, and hopefully temporary soft four. Yuck.


p.s. Mascherano CRUSHING the "I'm a potato" look. Absolute no brainer A+







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