Jesus fucking christ Gareth, relax. At this point muscle mass is only likely to slow you down, and you were already bigger than 95% of defenders in La Liga, so dialing 1-800-GET-SWOLE to become cut as fuck really wasn't 100% necessary. I'm sure those biceps are gonna help you out a ton while you're getting outpaced by fucking Gerard Pique running after a through ball.
p.s. It's wonderful for all the bloggers out there that Bale continues to stick with his haircut. Like after seeing these muscles I'd typically be a little self conscious, and maybe even nervous about making fun of the guy. But a man who has been consistently rocking this look?
It looks like a monkey trying to play Draco Malfoy for Halloween. Anybody who makes the conscious decision to go out like this and have photos taken of him can't have his head 100% screwed on correctly. Leaves a little more wiggle room for guys like me to bust balls.
p.p.s. 3 percentages in one blog? Should have been a mathematician.
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