A little wrap up of the top three goals you may have missed this weekend, or just a nice reminder of how fucking nasty some people are at soccer.
Bale whips out his big dick and smacks Inter across the face with it:
Absolute guided missile. Really no other way to describe it. Swerved so much I'm pretty sure the Inter goalie was cross-eyed for the rest of the half.
Pjanic can kick it farther than you can:
Remember when you were 8 and you judged who the best player was by how far somebody could kick it? Yeah, Pjanic got so much ass when he was in third grade, you can't even imagine.
Costa Scores his first for Chelsea
Only included because it was his first goal for the club, it was a great finish, and it looks so fucking bizarre to see a Chelsea striker look competent on the field for the first time in years. Fabregas setting up Costa already looks terrifying.
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