Sunday, July 20, 2014

Müller in a dress is horrifying


And the thing is I could totally see this being a regular occurrence. Like "Oh no! You caught me in such an embarrassing moment! Except after every goal I score I go home, get a glass of wine, put on a dress, and watch it over and over again because I'm a weird gangly fuck who loves how my ass looks in dresses." The less of an insight I get into Müller's mind, the better.



p.s. I may think Müller is a creepo who definitely has more than a few skeletons in his closet, but I'll be damned if I don't respect his dance moves. Straight fire.


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