Monday, July 21, 2014

Morata gets injured 5 seconds into first practice at Juventus; out for a month



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Didn't play at all last year, got transferred for 18m euros to a Champions League team where he actually might play and he gets injured basically before he even ties his cleats. Think that's gonna get Morata down? Fuck no, put on a big smile and hit the haters with a big thumbs up.

You can laugh at him, and it does suck that he got injured so quickly, but at the end of the day he's a id in his early 20s getting paid millions of dollars to sit on his ass for the next month. I'd be fucking excited too. Is there anything better than getting paid to sit on your ass? I think not.

p.s. Real Madrid is so fucking annoying with their transfers. They get 18m euros for some kid who barely played at all last year and get him off the books immediately before he gets a serious knee injury which would have drastically lowered his signing price. And tomorrow they're going to introduce James Rodriguez at the Bernabeu. Excuse me while I go put a gun in my mouth.

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