Arsenal players try out their New York accents and guess what they suck

I get it. They're soccer players and they aren't good with accents but thats okay because they're here to play soccer. Great. But if we can be real for one minute, these fucking sucked, right? Like are you kidding me? Most of these players grew up in England and after watching this video I'm convinced they don't even speak English. It doesn't even sound like they're saying words, each player is just emitting horribly uncomfortable noises from the space between their lips. These guys each speak like 4 languages, is it really too much to ask for the old college effort for a simple New York accent?

p.s. Gibbs is such soft serve ice cream it fucking hurts.