John Terry posts shirtless workout video and apparently thinks he's quick

Shirtless summer workout videos always make me laugh. They're like the european athletes version of the shirtless mirror pic. "Oh I haven't been in the spotlight for a while? Let me just run a few sprints in the sand to show off my footwork and my London tan. That's worth 20,000 likes easy. Show everybody I'm still relevant despite not getting picked for an England team with the worst defense in recent history."

The worst part about this is he looks slow as shit. Hey, John Terry, you've been like molasses for your entire career, think maybe you don't have to remind people of that every 30 seconds in the offseason? I miss the days when he'd just work out by himself, fuck a teammate's wife, and call it a day.