Portugal 2-1 Ghana
Ronaldo missed an absolute fucking sitter which would have put Portugal up 1-0 early in the game
And the Ghana goalie seemed pretty satisfied with himself. Seriously dude, act like you've been there before
None of it really ended up mattering because Ghana lost 2-1, but neither team managed to advance because the US was just too damn dominant in their 1-0 loss. Oh, and Andre Ayew let his balls hang
Germany 1-0 United States
The States played alright but still managed to get dominated by Germany and lost 1-0 on a nice inside the foot finish from Müller in the second half
It's all good though, cuz there aint no party like a 1-0 loss party. Let loose boys!!
Hey Timmy Chandler, be uglier.
Belgium 1-0 South Korea
In yet another boring game from Belgium, the only particularly interesting point other than Jan Vertonghen's late goal was the stupid challenge by Defour in the first half. Way to play your way into the team, buddy! Have fun getting playing time when you're suspended from your next game and your team's knocked out of the tournament by the stars and stripes.
Russia 1-1 Algeria
Algeria advanced to the knockout round for the first time in their history, knocking out a Russian team coached by Capello, a man who's salary is double that of the next highest coach at the World Cup. Pretty cool moment for a largely unheralded nation coming into the tournament, unfortunately none of it mattered because their entire bench got fucking POSTERIZED by Russian player Shatov.
Heads up boys, balls coming through!
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