Just in case you didn't think soccer players were tough enough: Diego Costa attempts to give Xabi Alonso a brazilian wax in his send off match

(h/t pemoniz on reddit)

I honestly don't hate the move. It's not like Xabi Alonso needs to get any better looking- that facial hair has been wetting panties across the globe for years- but when you get an unexpected 2 week vacation in Brazil because you're team got fucking pasted in their first two games of the World cup, you're gonna do everything you can to make it count. You're gonna have a tough time picking up strange with some hairy ass european legs, and Costa just trying to shed that "bad boy" image and help a buddy out. And lets face it, I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off of Xabi Alonso if I were sitting next to him either. Fair play, Diego.

p.s. Hey Xabi, lighten the fuck up. Maybe have a sense of humor for once in your life?