Friday, June 27, 2014

If the Netherlands win the World Cup some Dutch company is flying them all out to space



Voet Balzone

Pretty cool thing for this company to offer, but you have to think this is the last thing on these players minds if they win the World Cup, right? The Netherlands have made it to four World Cup finals, have had several dream teams, one of the best players in the world to play for them in Johann Cruyff and have still never managed to win a World Cup. The single most coveted trophy in all of sports. You think that once this team wins it, their first desire is gonna be to go to space? It's not often soccer players in Europe suffer from a lack of attention from women, but these guys will literally be SWIMMING in pussy after a World Cup win. Honestly it probably won't subside for the rest of their lives, particularly not in the Netherlands, but priority number 1 after winning the World Cup has to be partying your face off and fucking everything in sight. It just has to be. There'll always be time to go to space later.

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