Haters gonna Hate! Suarez says "these things happen" in response to general outrage at his bite

Eurosport - "These things happen in the box," Suarez was quoted as telling Uruguayan media.

"We were in contact, chest against shoulder, and I got a knock to the eye."

I didn't bite nobody, I just got hit in the eye! Shit like this happens all the time in the box, I don't know why everybody's making such a big deal out of it! Can't knock the hustle. I mean sure, there are various slow mo replays from like eight different angles showing he bit Chiellini, not to mention fucking bite marks on the dudes shoulder, but that shit happens all the time. Just because you people don't play professional soccer and are too dumb to notice doesn't mean this shit doesn't happen on the reg. Jeese guys, get your heads out of your asses and watch a soccer game for once in your life.