Friday, June 27, 2014

Algeria goes BANANAS after Slimani's goal against Russia

At first I was honestly pretty disappointed with the video. Sure there were flairs and fireworks, but you can see that at any under 12 soccer game outside America, so it's not like it was anything special.  Of course this was all before Algeria had actually score, because once they did the place ERUPTED.  You've got dozens of flares going of simultaneously, street fires popping up left and right, and at one point theres so much smoke in the air you can't even tell what the fuck is going on. This wasn't even after they progressed to the next round, this was after the scored a goal. There were like 25 minutes left in the game at this point. Insanity.

How much better would American watch parties be if they allowed fireworks and guns and shit? Right now the US is throwing pussy parties compared to the rest of the world, but give these citizens the opportunity and I know the US has enough firepower to put these other countries to shame. Firing off rounds into the air after winning throw ins, firing off tanks after good goal kicks. We have more firearm owners than any other country in the world and a military a billion times bigger than everybody elses combined. Let's start putting it to good use and throw some fucking World Cup watch parties.

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