Ronaldo throws his hat in the ring for hardo of the year with clap push up performance at practice

Oh sick doood!! Think you're so fucking tough because you can bang out clap pushups while all the other marshmallows on your team do regular pushups? Well how about you get those feet a little closer and get that chest to the ground before you start getting all fancy on us you dickwad. And that dolphin kick at the end? Yeah, way to go tough guy, you're the man.

 Preseason is when teamwork is most important - nobody is in shape, nobody wants to be there, and nobody wants to put in the effort to actually get back to game speed quickly, so you gotta make sure everybody is equally disappointing so nobody looks bad. Coach can't get mad at everybody, but here Ronaldo goes making his teammates look like ass holes. Vintage Ronaldo. Way to go show off, you just broke the number 1 rule of preseason.