IFL Science - Colossal penguin bones from the extinct species Palaeeudyptes klekowskii have been discovered on an island in the Antarctic Peninsula. According to a new study published inComptes Rendus Palevol last week, these newly uncovered bones belonged to a 2-meter-long behemoth, the tallest and heaviest penguin ever described.
According to her estimates, the tarsometatarsus -- at 9.13 centimeters (3.6 inches) -- would belong to “the largest and most massive penguin” described so far. It would have been up to 202 centimeters (6.6 feet) long from the tip of the toes to the end of the bill, weighing up to 116.21 kilograms (256 pounds).
I'm posting this because I feel like most people don't realize that penguins are ass holes and having huge penguins wandering around the earth would SUCK. Are you kidding me? They smell like shit, the noises they make are annoying, then they're creepy as fuck. Some of them get so depressed and pissed off that they have to hang around other dick head penguins just like themselves every day of their stupid penguin lives that they just walk towards inland Antarctica for days until they die. That's some creepy shit. Oh, and they're total ass holes towards each other too.
So excuse me if I'm not some uninformed jack ass gushing about how cute and cuddly penguins are. Fuck them. And a 6'6" 250 lb Vince Wilfork mother fucker of a Penguin? Excuse me for audibly celebrating that these idiots are extinct. There are too many penguins as it is, I don't need massive ones that could kick the shit out of me and play in the NBA too.
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