Talkingbaws (If you want an, uh, less censored version of the last picture, follow the link)
Lavezzi knows how to fucking party!! Who can't get down with a little role play? That police cap is fucking fire, and you're tasteless if you disagree. He took a few nudie pics then they got leaked to the internet so that millions of people could see them. So what? Like none of us knew that pro soccer players fucked chicks before these pictures leaked? These were tame, I'd LOVE to know what kind of shit he was wearing/what they were doing when the only remnant left is the police cap.
Now I hear what millions of people are shouting: "But burbs, why is he eating the girl out? Shouldn't he be an alpha male who just fucks and gets his dick sucked??" Well here's the deal, plebeians: Lavezzi can do that shit whenever he wants all year long. August through May that's all he's got time for: quick fucks and getting his dick sucked in hotel bathrooms. He can't be wasting too much time with chicks when he has serious work to do on the field, he just needs to get his nut then get out. So what does he do when he finally has some leisure time on his hands? Well, like many men with a more refined taste, Lavezzi is taking his time and enjoying some of the extracurricular activities that he can't normally enjoy. Savvy, veteran play. Nothing more, nothing less.
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