Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Tim Howard apparently graduated from the Javier Zanetti school of Aging



People were freaking out over this quote after Howard's immense game yesterday, apparently because Tim Howard was the first high schooler ever to claim they wanted to do big things once they graduated. An I don't even get how to quote really applies to yesterday, if anything the nation of millions (America) didn't hold him back, they were shitty enough to let him make 16 saves and be a hero. Or the nation of millions was Belgium, in which case they did hold him back because they knocked him out of the tournament.

None of that is the point of this blog. The point is the Howard hasn't aged a fucking day since he was 18. This is some Keanu Reeves type shit, without Howard's beard that he rocks now there is legitimately no way you could tell a 35 year old Howard and an 18 year old one apart. Shit's creepy and I don't trust it

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