England fan gets half his ear bitten off in stadium fight

Dude, be more casual about your ear getting bitten off. I understand between being an Englishman at a soccer game and getting half your ear Mike Tyson'd your adrenaline has to be skyrocketing to the moon, but its cool to not be completely chill about it. Speaking as somebody who's never had portions of my body eaten by another human I can't exactly speak from experience, but I can't imagine I wouldn't be tossing out profanities like it was my job and looking for whoever the fuck just took a chunk out of my face.

p.s. Would chicks dug this kind of injury? I feel like between the accent and the ear hole this guy is gonna clean the fuck up for the rest of his time in Brazil.

p.p.s. Does anybody know where Suarez was at the time of the attack? Does he have a viable alibi? These are the questions people need to be asking at times like these.